- Sister: I just got off the phone with Mom.
- Me: Oh, and?
- Sister: She crazy.
- Me: What now?
- Sister: Well, she was REALLY excited. She bought a pair of Rag & Bone shoes at Barneys on sale.
- Me: Uh, really?
- Sister: She claims they are 6-inch stilettos. Which I take to mean...
- Me: Kitten heels.
- Sister: Exactly.