chat with apple store guy

Me: I'm looking for a case for my iPad.
Apple store guy: The iPad 2?
Me: No. iPad 1.
Apple store guy: I don't actually think we have any left...
Me: Not even one?!
Apple store guy: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Me: Ugh, I really need one. I've been walking around with my thingy in a sock.
(awkward pause)
Me: That came out wrong.