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Watching a movie with dad

• Me: I love him--Stanley Tucci.
• Dad: Oh! That's Stanley Tucci?
• Me: Yeah.
• Dad: We had lunch with him.
• Me: What? When? How!
• Dad: Yeah we had lunch with him.
• Me: Where? Why?
• Dad: We were in the airport. We talked about our kids.

A Series of Halloween IMs

6:11 p.m.
Sister: omg i just went and bought halloween candy and now i’m eating it all.
Me: mmmmm. 

6:47 p.m.
Sister: I got a trick-or-treater!!! She was so cute.
Me: Yay! 

7:40 p.m.
Sister: THREE groups of trick-or-treaters. 
Sister: FOUR!! 

7:54 p.m.
Sister: I am so awkward.
Me: Why?
Sister: I was like “Happy Thanksgiving!”
Me: What? Why would you say that
Sister: I told them happy thanksgiving because I got halloween and thanksgiving mixed up.
Me: How do you mix those up?!
Sister: I dunno.

7:56 p.m.
Sister: um now they are not even wearing costumes
Me: they should NOT get candy then
Me: i think i may have heard a knock on the door earlier but i was in the bathroom…and i just stayed there for a while

7:59 p.m.
Me: what have the costumes been so far
Sister: um princesses and such. a bunch of them aren’t wearing them
Me: what were you for halloween as a kid
Sister: a cello, a calculator, snoopy…
Me: those are really cool ones
Sister: kind of.
Me: I remember once I had this Carmen Miranda costume and mom made me wear a sweatshirt underneath it. And then once I was an “antique ghost.”

9:10 p.m.
Sister: why are all these dudes into so many things? so ACTIVE. it all sounds exhausting.
Me: Yeah like spelunking and stuff
Sister: it’s like, “if i’m not halfway up a mountain then i’m probably planning a rave with my 50 best friends and making bacon whiskey. 

9:15 p.m.
Me: Surgery is so crazy.
Sister: Surgery? Yeah.

9:20 p.m.
Sister: i had to stop taking trick or treaters
Me: wow
Sister: they were getting older and none of them were wearing costumes