June 2012
8 posts
Mom Shops
Sister: I just got off the phone with Mom.
Me: Oh, and?
Sister: She crazy.
Me: What now?
Sister: Well, she was REALLY excited. She bought a pair of Rag & Bone shoes at Barneys on sale.
Me: Uh, really?
Sister: She claims they are 6-inch stilettos. Which I take to mean...
Me: Kitten heels.
Sister: Exactly.
Cliff's Notes Version of 13-Year-Old Girl's Diary...
Transcribed tidbits. Oh the pain of ambiguity.
Jan 1 1998 I have a boyfriend his name is Garren
Jan 4 1998 Thinking about breaking up with Garren. Saw Titanic for the 3rd time today.
Jan 17 1998 I wish Garren would go back out with me. I think he still likes me. He crashed into a ski gate so now he has crutches.
Feb 14 1998 Garron* hates me. I can’t believe he sent roses...
