April 2008
58 posts
“I’ll trade you my string cheese for that fruit roll-up.”
– Co-worker, at lunch with me
E-MALE
Just got this message from a guy on JDate who I’ve e-mailed with a few times. Weirdness pointed out in bold: I too sense a great thirst for adventure in you, and to be perhaps too open, want to get to know you more. I’m in China on business till next tuesday but when I get back I would be very happy to get in touch with you. Can I take you out sometime? I’ll think of something...
Jewcy Couture
Well, I woke up today thinking it was Tuesday until the roommate informed me of the wonderful news that it is in fact Wednesday. So, today is off to a moderately good start. Considering the horror that was my date last night. Went on first JDate with C, a lawyer. He showed up wearing a pink button down and a purple tie. When he pulled out his wallet, I recognized the Le Goyard logo. Omigod, not...
“GRRAWESOME. MEXCELLENT.”
– My sister, the wordsmith
Skinny Bitch
Friend: I haven't worked out since my breakup.
Me: You are so skinny!
Friend: Oh my god, new best friend.
Me: Ok, ok, now your turn. You tell me I'm skinny.
Friend: Super cute adorable skinny girl!
Me: YESSSSSSSSSSSS.
March 2008
30 posts
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This poor girl….anyone wanna help her figure this out?
What Jew Lookin' At?
I just reinstated my membership on JDate. Lame. I tried it back in the fall and was horrified to find that none of my dates were cordial enough to pay for my drinks. Jews — I should have figured that my people would be cheap penny pinchers. There was one date with a documentary filmmaker who, after we had each had one $3 margarita, had put in his four bucks, then shoved the check over my...
“Cruisin thru Iowa now on way to next gig. and, well..hell, can’t get you...”
– Text from Band Dude at 3 a.m.
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A. A. Bondy - Vice Rag
A Ticket to Ride?
Band Dude strikes again.
We’ve mainly been texting over the past few days. Cute and polite things like, “How’s your day”; “Drinking margaritas and enjoying smoking indoors in Texas”; “Have a good morning?”
What is this? Are we in a relationship? I have to say, it is pretty fun. I don’t need to think seriously about Band Dude, but when...
