I’ll trade you my string cheese for that fruit roll-up.– Co-worker, at lunch with me
Just got this message from a guy on JDate who I’ve e-mailed with a few times. Weirdness pointed out in bold: I too sense a great thirst for adventure in you, and to be perhaps too open, want to get to know you more. I’m in China on business till next tuesday but when I get back I would be very happy to get in touch with you. Can I take you out sometime? I’ll think of something...
Well, I woke up today thinking it was Tuesday until the roommate informed me of the wonderful news that it is in fact Wednesday. So, today is off to a moderately good start. Considering the horror that was my date last night. Went on first JDate with C, a lawyer. He showed up wearing a pink button down and a purple tie. When he pulled out his wallet, I recognized the Le Goyard logo. Omigod, not...
GRRAWESOME. MEXCELLENT.– My sister, the wordsmith
Friend: I haven't worked out since my breakup.
Me: You are so skinny!
Friend: Oh my god, new best friend.
Me: Ok, ok, now your turn. You tell me I'm skinny.
Friend: Super cute adorable skinny girl!
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This poor girl….anyone wanna help her figure this out?
What Jew Lookin' At?
I just reinstated my membership on JDate. Lame. I tried it back in the fall and was horrified to find that none of my dates were cordial enough to pay for my drinks. Jews — I should have figured that my people would be cheap penny pinchers. There was one date with a documentary filmmaker who, after we had each had one $3 margarita, had put in his four bucks, then shoved the check over my...
Cruisin thru Iowa now on way to next gig. and, well..hell, can’t get you...– Text from Band Dude at 3 a.m.
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A Ticket to Ride?
Band Dude strikes again. We’ve mainly been texting over the past few days. Cute and polite things like, “How’s your day”; “Drinking margaritas and enjoying smoking indoors in Texas”; “Have a good morning?” What is this? Are we in a relationship? I have to say, it is pretty fun. I don’t need to think seriously about Band Dude, but when...